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on being a good friend

My amazing and talented friend Riikka is trying out for Law Review at her law school. Very big stuff. Very impressive stuff. The sad thing? She has to write her audition review on child pornography cases:

Joy: Stop IMing with me and go work on your Law Review documents.

Riikka: ok, fine. its just, this is way more fun than child porn

Joy: That’s not the first time someone has said that about talking with me.

Riikka: you laugh, but I am serious. But if you are banishing me to my writing, i will go :’(

Joy: I am just trying to be a good friend. And good friends make their friends write about child porn

Riikka: truer words have never been said. Okay. I am going to go write. Well, first I am going to buy some candy. Then I will write. buy candy. then write: that’s my moto

Joy: candy and child porn; breakfast of champions