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trollops of the world, unite!

Kate: well, I don’t see what you’re so concerned about, we were already “pre-pregnant”

Joy: yes, true.

Kate: so they’re just helping us have even more babies

Joy: I have changed my tune, actually. I am just a baby vessel. men of the world, shower me with your “God Juices”

Kate: yeah, i was so bummed to realize i wasn’t going to be having some idiot’s illegitimate and unwanted baby. But this will prevent me from ever facing that disappointment ever again

Joy: exactly. you know what it also prevented me from doing? paying astronomical prices for the birth control that is not covered by a lot of health plans. Think about the money I am saving. I could reinvest it into the struggling economy!

Kate: exactly

Joy: you know what I can do with that money? Spend it on Viagra. Only, it wont cost that much, since that IS covered by health insurance.

Kate: i think i might go get the IUD just so i can guarantee I’ll be covered through the next administration

Joy: I don’t know — McCain might rip that out of you, you dirty trollop