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On being cottled
Momma: I really don’t think you should be worried about NSA considering you “a person of interest.” Really, I think you should see it as a good thing.
Joy: A good thing?
Momma: Yes, because you really are an interesting person. And, if they are watching you, they’ll see that too. Then they’ll comment to their superiors how interesting you are. And then, soon enough, the government will offer you an ambassadorship to somewhere! Then maybe you can be the youngest ambassador ever!