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on douchebaggery
Joy: Remember at smart kid camp when I made out with Adam?Kate: yes-ish
Joy: He is being profiled on crap ____ from a dude. This might be further proof that there is something wrong with me. I like, attract the crappy ones.
Kate: nah, can’t be you. You’re perfect. I checked
Joy: thanks. That’s…. reassuring?
Kate: that’s how I get through it, its not that he didn’t call, it’s that he was distracted dialing my number and was hit by a bus, because I am just that good
Joy: see, in my experience he calls so much I wish he would get hit by a bus
Kate: that only happens to me after I break up with them
Joy: yes, it continues after I break up with them. Sigh.
Kate: well, you’re fun to talk to. Try being boring
Joy: working on it.
Hi there, I’m a born and bred New Englander living in San Francisco. I might be a little guilty of romanticizing New England, but that’s only because it’s the best place on earth.
I like politics, eating good food and drinking half-a-glass of wine too much. I'm also a grammar nerd to the extreme -- I've even been known to break up with people who dangle their prepositions. Be warned!
Have a question? E-mail me at: joy[dot]engel[at]gmail[dot]com
I like politics, eating good food and drinking half-a-glass of wine too much. I'm also a grammar nerd to the extreme -- I've even been known to break up with people who dangle their prepositions. Be warned!
Have a question? E-mail me at: joy[dot]engel[at]gmail[dot]com
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